a kniving bitch with less worth than a fucking penny. She thinks she's gods gift to earth but everyone really hates her not to mention all the diseases and STDs she has. She is faker than a barbie. She likes to be a whore and she has bleach blonde hair. She's a brat that thrives off of attention. Also she will never have any worth and should drown in the deep blue sea as soon as possible. now would be great. or she could burn in the fiery pits of hell, on video of course.
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Valentina is a decent person at first when you get to know her. She's very nice and sweet but, once you get to know her and you think of her as a good friend; and you start to care for her she doesn't let you worry for her. She's a fucking crybaby but its ok because she's a cool person. She might watch K-Dramas and b a Koreaboo and not watch anime but its ok because she's not that gay. She looks better with bangs and is so hot and makes me wet my pants. Shes also an e-girl.
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