v-teliosums

system of measurement for the amount of weed you have.

v-teliosums consists of:
i have:
-a little= a bowl
-some= 2 joints
-a nick= blunt
-dime= 2 blunts+ bowl
-dub= enough for the whole night
-0= a grip
-more then 0= where da partys at.

by dayg0 January 12, 2008

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v digger

meaning vagina digger, also known as dick

hey look at my v digger

by thisisforyoujames:P February 07, 2010

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v-card

1.Your virginity
2.Visa

I lost my v-card!
Which one ;)

by 8tb39q4 g March 10, 2020

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V Queen

A pompous, judgmental, bitchy, prude (usually a girl) who is against sex and practically everything else fun, and insists on shoving their beliefs down verone else's throats. The mere mention of anthing that is past the maturity evel of a four year old will cause thm to unleah the celbacy obseesed wrath upon you. Beware.

See that girl glaring at the pregnant teen? And he guy buying condoms? And the girl smoking? And the couple holding hands? Such a fucking V Queen.

by L and C July 14, 2011

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370h$$v

"ASSHOLE" upside down. More commonly used is 370HSSV.

Bob: Hi 370h$$v.
Joe: What?
Bob: Read it upside down.
Joe: I can't, my phone doesn't have that option.
Bob: Rotate your phone!
Joe: What does that mean?
Bob: THEN JUST TURN YOUR HEAD AROUND 370H$$V!

by YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY March 18, 2015

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