Torsten

a guy who sticks straws up his ass home then proceeds to take the straw out and drink it

Person 1: Yo do you know Torsten?
Person 2: oh yeah that one guy who sticks straws up his ass and pulls it out?

by ALYSSAGF April 8, 2023

gnome-toaster

1.most commonly used in world of warcraft, a Gnome-toaster is a mage player on the horde that uses their fire abilties to "toast" gnomes on the alliance usually for the reason that if you are a gnome you deserve to die

2.it also could be used in the combonation of a lawn gnome and a common toaster used to make toast or toaste bagels which is just completly random

1. Jimmy: hey do you know if Brent plays world of warcraft?
Patrick: yeah hes a gnome-toaster.

2.Thomas: want to have a random contest?
Luis: yeah sure.
Thomas: you go first
Luis:Gnome-toaster I win you suck

by Brentaloneyis November 9, 2007

dutch toaster

Similar to the "Dutch oven" but insted of forcing someones head under the blankets, you trick them into putting their head under the sheets of there own accord while letting go a fart at the same time.

I vomited everywhere last time I got a dutch toaster

by MacDaddymike November 29, 2011

chinese toaster

A toaster made in china

Hey man, I'm back from China with my Chinese toaster

by Sexybitchmcfuck July 24, 2017

toasted

To be otherwise fried, yammed, or beaten over the head with a textbook.

i.e.: The evil cat-lady teacher totally toasted Miranda when she had an energy drink induced seizure in class.

by YAMICUS November 29, 2007

toaster waffle

a waffle that is toasted

grace: im going to make me a toaster waffle (hillybilly accent)

by jebend sally May 31, 2009

Toaster

Someone you think is hot that you wouldn't fuck and/or go out with.

Person 1:OMG that guy is so hot!!
Person 2:He is but don't do anything with him he's a total toaster.
Person 1:How :(
Person 2:He's soooo thirsty

by Macadamia D. May 4, 2014