Texas toothbrush

A large brush used to clean a commode. A toilet brush.

... But everything's big in Texas!

Homer scrubbed his toilet pot with a Texas toothbrush before his parents came to visit.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 6, 2005

tooch

sexy ass mofo who owns all at cs, and likes to post on forums

Tooch owns you

by sexy ass tooch April 8, 2003

tooch

Forum God

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Tooch

When something is "too much"

Your new girlfriend is tooch. I can't get enough of her.

by wtt July 2, 2008

toolshed

When a male exudes attitude and arrogance from his carcass, but it is obviously much more of a facade than a reality after observing his appearance.

i.e. When a dude this he is the absolute shit, but is actually a big dipshit that rarely gets laid.

I cannot believe your friend Kim is enfatuated with Alan. That dude is the biggest damn toolshed I have ever seen in my life.

by TWON March 10, 2004

tooth

To steal or take something

Yo, that bitch just totally toothed yo' hat

by Amy Mills August 20, 2006

toolshed

A person so retarded that he is classified as much more than a tool.

Eric's not just a tool, he's a whole damn toolshed.

by BudLiteBrad January 4, 2003