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Tool

A Tool is one that proceeds to lack the capability of understanding he/she is a dumb ass. Others may think of a tool as one who jerks off randomly with such a fast motion, that you wonder to yourself, "how do they still have skin left?".
Lucas: Man, I cant believe how much of a tool mitch is.

Addison: Ya i know! He is a tool by definition for sure!
by Dirty Madmen Mike April 15, 2011
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Tooling Out

A derivation of Rocking Out, Tooling Out is when the subject puts in one of Tool's CDs (ÆNIMA, LATERALUS, OPIATE, UNDERTOW, 10,000 DAYS, or any of various mixes) or plays from iPod or other MP3 Player and turns up the music as loud as it will go. The side-effects vary from person to person, however the most common is a sense of deep content and/or intense headbanging.
Guy 1: Hey man, want to go party?
Guy 2: Naw, I'd rather stay home and Tool Out.

Guy 1: Did you hear about the new Tool Album?
Guy 2: No... when was it released?
Guy 1: Two weeks ago.. I've been Tooling Out ever since!
by {Sno} July 28, 2008
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tingle in my tool

For men, a term used to describe being aroused by another man or woman to the point of getting a partial or full erection.
That guy, from next door, working on my car always manages to put a serious a tingle in my tool. I'd be happy to show him how to use another kind of tool.
by Happy Wolf December 21, 2006
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tool

"why is he a douche?"
"'cause he's a tool"
by tralala6424 December 17, 2008
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rex hunt fishing tool

A sensible and useful pen-knife that can be used for an array of things as well as fishing.
Comes in particularly handy when trying to break into public facilities in a country where you don't speak the language but can infer that a pretty lady is about to soil herself.
Quick, be a gert and get the rex hunt fishing tool!
by Devonian Delia September 5, 2006
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MASSIVE tool

i was just thinking
and i think it'd be a really good idea
if i stabbed out your eyes and ripped out all the nerves in your body and then took your pants and shrunk them
and then when you'd put them on
they'd be tight
and you would be able to see them or feel them so you wouldn't know
and then everyone would see you and make fun of you for being emo

^^A MASSIVE tool said that.
by Erectionking May 4, 2008
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tool shed

Variation of the common term tool meaning loser. This takes it to another level of tooldom. These low lifes are sometimes just referred to as "sheds"
by Mr MoJo January 6, 2005
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