Doc Browning

A sexual scientific act in which one party peers into the anus of the other individual. This is done with either an empty paper towel roll or preferably a plastic table matt which is rolled up and inserted into the anus. When performing this erotic nerdy act please try to make mention of giggawatts in some regard or you can literally quote Doc Brown and say "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour....your going to seensome serious shit"

Chelsea wants to get her Doc Browning on but hates all the Tinder Douche bags. Chels will probably just Doc Brown herself .

by chelsea666 October 31, 2016

Brown Lava

The bowel movement after eating greasy food that is hot, steamy, chunky liquid; erupting like a volcano out of your anus.

Stan: "Hey Carl, you okay? You don't look so good..."
Carl: "Awh man no. I feel like shit, I just ate KFC and now I'm pouring Brown Lava every five minutes!"
Stan: "Ah bro, I know the feeling. I had Taco Bell last week and it did the same to me."

by DangerFinger September 17, 2015

brown ear

to brown ear someone is to talk shit
thus the word brown

when used like below you are suggesting the person you are saying it to is talking shit

in other words bollocks

"don't go giving me brown ear"

"don't go brown earring me"

"why is you giving me brown ear?"

by Dominic Coleman October 2, 2006

brown ankled

waking up with your foot up someone's arse and having not the faintest idea of how it got there

"Hello Sven, I see your new boyfriend is limping quite badly this morning"
"Yes, I'm afraid that we both had too much to drink last night and somehow I brown ankled him"

by Daniel le Cont October 29, 2011

Brown Zebra

When your runny poop sticks to half the toilet bowl, creating brown and white strips like a zebra hide

After Clarissa had Taco Bell, she went to the zoo and added a Brown Zebra to their facilities

by Plattimus July 18, 2020

Brown Satchel

Tying your large intestine around your penis and trying to take a shit. Usually done while having sexual intercourse with a partner but can be done solo.

Ayy boii lemme give yo girl a Brown Satchel
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by E.M.R.T. November 6, 2012

brown massage

When flatulence is passed onto an unexpected person with skin contact

Sam just gave me a brown massage in the break area.

by Rod Byron January 17, 2018