Table-Bender

A way of describing a woman or man you would like to bend over a table and proceed to have sexual intercourse with.

Wow! She/he is a table-bender for sure!

by D8431 August 23, 2016

Table predator

Noun-

A person who aggressively scouts out tables and takes them as soon as a party gets up from their chairs in a restaurant setting; a person who cuts in front or other people walking towards an open table; a person who waits right next to a party eating just to take their table

I was going to that open table but a table predator cut right in front of me and stole it!
Or
I just saw that lady hip check that little kid; she's such a table predator!

by moyce April 19, 2018

Table Racism

When someone confronts you about breaking a table or flipping on in a sign of anger. Or you just only like one type of table.

Man you only like oak tables, thats pretty Table Racist.

Dude you broke my coffee table, thats a pure sigh of Table Racism you know!

by •River Bridge• May 10, 2018

table nectar

When you touch an unknown substance under a table and assume it’s somthing gross but would rather believe it’s something not gross

Oh shit, I think I just touched some table nectar

by Originaldrizzle July 8, 2018

tableslayer

someone involved in the violent destruction of a table

" you see that guy over there. he broke a bunch of tables at Ikea, he's a tableslayer

by Tableslayer05 December 31, 2018

Tablephobic

The fear of tables

Victor is tablephobic

by Xaneary January 23, 2019

Tablehopper

Someone who socializes with various groups of people. Usually used in schools from elementary to high school for people who may or may not be social butterflies but is able to be comfortable enough to switch between social groups to experience what you couldn't do in your other groups or your main group. The idea came from the presence of such groups having a usual spot in which that spot is a table and you hop between them.

Paolo hung out with different people during lunch every day making him a tablehopper

by RoyalSoda March 24, 2019