penile grease

The white slimy substance that is ejaculated out of the male genitalia at the point of climax, whether alone or with a partner.

“Im gonna spread my penile grease on your face”

by Funkfish February 21, 2018

grease my bog

Something said to disparage

I’d rather grease my bog than date ...”...”

by Nick smith post January 22, 2021

Greased

When someone’s belongings are stolen or when someone is robbed. To be greasy is means you’re someone who steals things and you’re untrustworthy. The term is used mostly in Canada and originated in Winnipeg, MB where the robbery rate is 5x higher than the national average.

Bro: Yo bro I got greased for my smokes last night at the party.
Me: Bet it was that Northside chick shes known to be hella greasy.

by PegCity2VanCity October 31, 2020

muff grease

the uncomfortable feeling of sweat rolling down your muff making it greasy

I've got bad muff grease today babe

by Currymuncherfromhell March 6, 2024

Man-grease

The thin film of lubricant that coats the water surface of an all-guy hot tub party.

The boy's hot tub party was interrupted when Randy broke the man-grease coming up for air.

by Easternschooner December 4, 2023

grease hawk

A more common hockey player phrase used to describe a guy who hooks up with women who are of a more plump nature.

"Only a grease hawk like you would muck it up with that big ass broad."

by dportal June 20, 2011

Greasing the Pole

Verb. The act ejaculating on an erect penis. Can be a solo endeavor, but usually follows anal missionary sex. See also; Painting the Shaft , and Buttered Sausage.

Gay biker Dave enjoys greasing the pole after he’s done butt-fucking ol’ Gare-Bear.

by Grundlethunder October 22, 2025