Titscount

The discount a woman receives because of her lovely tits.

'I had to pay full price, meanwhile Shelli always gets a $5 titscount.'

by PhatPat33 June 17, 2013

tits on the ceiling

Dome shaped light mounts fixated to ceilings, commonly found in hallways, basements, living rooms, and some bedrooms.

Also the beginning verse of a forgotten rap song.

"Hey Abbey, nice tits on the ceiling!"

"Omg did you see Lauren's two tits on the ceiling?"

by HammieG January 27, 2017

Titsed

drunk as balls

Last night I got completely titsed

by doyouevenhybro January 27, 2017

Tits on an ice cream

Tits on an ice cream cone

There's tits on my ice cream, tits on an ice cream

by Mr. Click-clack-Ba August 24, 2017

Tits Galore!

A statement uttered when an abundance of cleavage has been identified.

Steve: Tits Galore!
Dave: Oh my God... You would need a snorkel to motor boat those things

by Nas Colan January 2, 2020

Tits on a bear

A hairy or unsightly situation to be in or witnessed.

We were tits on a bear until the police drove by and didn't see us hiding. The game was tits on a bear until they overcame that 20 point deficit in the last quarter.

by Boofing it December 1, 2020

Flippin Tits

1. An espression of measure of one's anger

2. verb; to describe one's state of wrath towards others

So this asshole, right, was like pullin his meat in the middle of this test, so I was all like, "knock it off, i gotta concentrate!"
Then he was like " bite me!"
So I told this fool "pop off!"
Then like this teacher bitch said I was cheatin or something and failed me.

Then this kid skeets on my sneeks!

I was so pissed, i was flippin tits the rest of the week.

by lovemussell March 26, 2009