So this asshole, right, was like pullin his meat in the middle of this test, so I was all like, "knock it off, i gotta concentrate!"
Then he was like " bite me!"
So I told this fool "pop off!"
Then like this teacher bitch said I was cheatin or something and failed me.

Then this kid skeets on my sneeks!

I was so pissed, i was flippin tits the rest of the week.

I've been jabbed

"My mom will be flippin' tits when she gets home and sees that I crashed her car!"