Waste of Time 

looking up "waste of time" on UD

I am wasting my time right now.

Waste of Time by you want to know who wrote this that badly? July 5, 2005

time kompression 

Shoving your dick into a guy's ass and seeing how long it stays hard

Hey Jim, wanna do some Time Kompression at my place?

time kompression by Ultimecia September 28, 2013

Time Vampire

A person who finds creative ways to needlessly waste his/her friends time. Normally done during working hours, and involves elaborate, tedious and often ambiguous messages or tasks that need to be deciphered. 10 out of 10 times, it turns out to be utter nonsense.

OMG, Fraser sent us another one of his bloody cryptic messages. How he has any friends, I don't know, because he is such a fucking Time Vampire.

Time Vampire by Everyone Hates Fraser August 21, 2018

v-time 

stands for "vag time"(sex)

Mike: Hey i gotta go bro.
Jamie: Why man?
Mike: It's v-time man.
Billy: Daaammnnn I gotta get me some of that.

v-time by c0ck r0cka November 6, 2007

slow time 

For those living in Alabama, on the Georgia/Alabama border, slow time has the same meaning as Central Daylight Time, or Central Standard Time. It is used to differentiate which time zone is being used when communicating with somebody who may be using the different adjacent time zone.

I am going to the club. I will be there at 8 o'clock slow time.

slow time by RentMan December 7, 2009

Rupe Time 

A form of time invented by the great Ted Rupe. Usually much slower than anyone elses.

Ted: I'll be there in 15 minutes
Tom: In Rupe time or regular time?
Ted: Regular
*30 minutes later* Tom: Must have been Rupe time.

Rupe Time by Jabraham April 12, 2010

Knowlesy Time 

The art of vertically defecating into a toilet in an unnecessarily furious manner. The act is performed stood up facing towards the toilet cistern whilst performing the traditional maori haka. A Knowlesy Time, if performed correctly, can provide a gigantic “mermaids kiss” to the gooch depending on the weight of the defecation.

Mate, Ken left the bathroom unlocked and I accidently walked in on him doing a Knowlesy Time. He was screaming his head off and there was shit all over the shop, it was sweet.

Knowlesy Time by mcarse July 11, 2010