1 definition by Everyone Hates Fraser

A person who finds creative ways to needlessly waste his/her friends time. Normally done during working hours, and involves elaborate, tedious and often ambiguous messages or tasks that need to be deciphered. 10 out of 10 times, it turns out to be utter nonsense.
OMG, Fraser sent us another one of his bloody cryptic messages. How he has any friends, I don't know, because he is such a fucking Time Vampire.
by Everyone Hates Fraser August 21, 2018
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