Vet Syndrome

Also known as veteran syndrome, vet syndrome is what happens to all veterans after they retire from the glorious Club Penguin Army that is the RPF. (Rebel Penguin Federation) Upon leaving the RPF and having spent a considerable amount of their worthless lives in the army, these veterans realised they've wasted countless days on a dying children's video game without having reached major Club Penguin Clout. To release all their anger and pentup emotions they roll up in the main chat of the RPF discord attempting to bend and break as many rules as possible without getting punished because they get a kick out of it or something.

Oh look its that retard Wolves, back again to break all of our rules, he must have vet syndrome.

by Yo Based January 18, 2021

Hogwarts syndrome

You want to go to Hogwarts so bad it hurts. You want to be a part of the world in the Harry Potter universe, You want to be involved in the wizarding world. We all know you probably have a massive crush on one of the characters as well, and you probably ship either drarry or wolfstar.

Beanz: I am really sad I just want to be part of the wizarding world it’s not fair :(
Heinz: I think you have Hogwarts syndrome! Don’t be sad! :(

by Heinz beanz January 20, 2021

Stilinski Syndrome

You love Stiles Stilinski and would like to marry him, but unfortunately he is a fictional Character. You don't care that he is a fictional character and you love him anyway. When someone tells you that they can't love you, you feel sad and are pulled into reality for a short time. But girl dream what you want, even if you know it can't come true, don't let anyone tell you what you can and can't dream. I mean what are dreams for.

Person A: I have the Stilinski Syndrome, so respect my feelings for Stiles Stilinski, I can't help it.
Person B: Fine, I didn't say anything

by justhey February 11, 2021

BC Syndrome

BC (Broken Cock) syndrome is a genetic disorder mainly found in men who are considered to be pussies. An example of a pussy is a man who rides in the passenger seat of his own car just because he "doesn't feel like driving". It is specifically when your boyfriend cannot perform in the bedroom since his dick hurts every time he gets hard and is too much of a bitch to get it looked at by a doctor.

Fuck, not again Brian, you really need to get your dick checked out in case you have BC syndrome.
Oh no, I hope I don't have BC syndrome... Oh wait, I'm not a bitch so that isn't possible.

by Det. Andrew Jacobs March 8, 2021

Ricky Syndrome

When you use the restroom many times during work shift, typically after every task you do.

I got Ricky Syndrome, you know what that is
Also could be referring to Ricky’s Office.
Other words I gotta take a Sh*t

by Well....send me an email, April 19, 2021

Spock Syndrome

a condition in which one has the character of Spock or a full Vulcan and only knows logic instead of accepted social norms and traditions that make no sense.

A man walks into a gym naked and starts working out. Two gym employees walk up to him to confront him.

Gym worker 1: "Hey, what the hell are you doin'? Why aren't you wearing clothes?"

Spock Syndrome Guy: "It isn't logical to wear clothes to the gym. I get all sweaty and only wear them about two hours then they need to be washed again."

Gym Worker 2: "But you have to wear clothes!"

SSG: "Why?"

GW 1: "Because that's the rules!"

SSG: "Why is it a rule?"

GW 1: "It just is!"

SSG: "I do not understand."

GW 2: "Forget it, dude, he's got Spock Syndrome."

GW 1: "What a weirdo! Who uses logic to decide how they live their lives!?"

by ManPoweredTravel November 5, 2012

SocialNetwork Syndrome

To labor under the illusion that information you post on Facebook actually holds significant meaning to your virtual friends.

First guy; "How do you spell Bacon?"

Second guy; "Dude, Are you seriously updating your Facebook status again? You have mental issues. You may suffer from SocialNetwork Syndrome Man and no one gives a shit about what you ate for breakfast."

by SoCalAndy January 9, 2012