Ark Syndrome

When people in West Texas/East New Mexico have the urge to by a boat that they will never use.

Isaac:"Why do y'all have a boat when there's no water around?"
Luke:"My dad got Ark Syndrome."

by TOMDARAK May 6, 2020

internet syndrome

A psychological condition where a person spends most of their life on the internet and/or is more comfortable in internet life than real life

mum: will you ever get off social media
me: I have internet syndrome

by KayJaySaward June 21, 2014

Scarlet Syndrome

Being attracted to redheads, much like yellow fever.

Steve's got a bad case of scarlet syndrome.

by johnnykikass February 10, 2010

Durry Syndrome

The instantanious sensation of needing to release your bowels after/during smoking a cigarette, also colloquially known in Australia/New Zealand as a 'durry'

This sensation can be amplified via many variants such as sitting down or consuming other light laxatives such as coffee.

Bro I really need to shit, this ciggy is giving me mad Durry Syndrome

by FremangoDingo September 10, 2016

Manberger's Syndrome

Similar to Asperger's Syndrome (which is a developmental syndrome on the Autism Spectrum categorized by social difficulties, difficulties picking up on subtle social cues, expressing empathy, and typically having a special interest area). Manberger's applies to men who exhibit many of the symptoms of Asperger's, but do not actually fall on the Asperger's Spectrum. These men are often employed in fields like engineering and computer science, and cause many women eternal frustration.

Manberger's Syndrome symptoms include (but are not limited to): inability to understand how to comfort someone emotionally rather than just offering asinine "solutions" problems, difficulties expressing emotion other than anger, frustration, and neutral, difficulties expressing empathy, difficulties behaving considerately toward others, and obliviousness to the rich social and emotional subtleties and relational connections going on around them. These men might suggest that a woman marry them just for the health insurance (because obviously getting married is about nothing more than this) or say something like "It didn't occur to me to consider how you might feel if I ate all your leftovers."

by Banana07 November 22, 2011

GCSE syndrome

When you are told so often about your gcses and what you need for them that you tend to spew random facts in inappropriate scenarios. Gcse syndrome also means you understand memes that otherwise make no sense.

Friend "bro i wanna jump off a cliff"
You "yeah i wanna do an eva smith"
Friend "bruh you got a serious case of gcse syndrome there"

by Speccy_nerd_xoxo November 9, 2019

chlycomitisondro syndrome

if your name is “summer” or “mia” you’ll most likely have chlycomitisondro syndrome. periodttt point blank sis 💅🏽 !

anne: “they’re weird what’s their names?”

lucas: “mia and summer.”

anne: “oh makes sense. they have chlycomitisondro syndrome, of course they’re weird.”

by miaod07 October 6, 2019