Cubical Suicide

The random ice cubes that drop out of the freezer when you put your hand in to get a few pieces of ice.

(Someone else beat me to the word cubicide which is what I actually call it and would be another alternate definition for cubicide).

Everytime I go to chill my drink, there's that inevitable "cubical suicide".

by torileeo May 6, 2009

suicide special

The Suicide Special is a dinner that is prepared late at night, usually by someone single, that reminds them of how alone and depressed they are, to the point that they consider and or commit suicide.

Rookie: "It looks like the victim had pancakes and scrambled eggs by himself last night, got so depressed that he blew his brains out."

Detective: "Text book example of the suicide special."

by voteporter June 28, 2009

Shotgun Suicide

A sexually charge fatality, in which the dominant male user spins the submissive partner around at moment of climax and unleashes orgasmic fluid to the the back of the head. Dw-Dk

Devin turned her around and shotgun suicided all over the back of her hair.

by DW-DK December 14, 2014

suicide unicorn

The shape of a driver's hand holding a cigarette up to the cracked window to let the smoke out so her passengers don't get cancer. The elbow is perched on the door, the wrist pulled back like a pony's neck, the cigarette pointing skyward. It looks like a pony but when you add the cigarette, it's a unicorn. Suicide because, of course, smoking kills you as dead as Russian roulette.

Jane swears there's no place to smoke anymore except her car. I passed her on the highway this morning and there she was, sportin' the suicide unicorn.

by J. Peasemold Gruntfuddick III April 23, 2009

Attempted Suicide

Suicide is killing yourself. It is usually because you hate yourself or you are mad or something bad happened to you. Attempted suicide is when you try to kill yourself but something gets in the way. One way of getting stopped from suicide is that someone convinces you to not do whatever you were planning on doing. This is still attempted suicide. Attempted suicide can still hurt you in ways that aren't like you had expected.

A girl is thinking of cutting open her wrists and killing herself. Her best friends find out by "accidently" reading her diary. Then they tell her everything that would affect their lives if she died and they talked her out of it. Then she is considered a person that has attempted suicide.

by Luvstruckbyjustin January 17, 2015

legal suicide

When a lawyer or a legal group make a decision that make no sense legally and they are going to be crushed hard in court

Joe had permit for is service dog to be in a restaurant he got kicked out and the legal rep of the restaurant chain said he don't accept the state permit the legal rep just. Committed a legal suicide he's gonna be. Butchered in court wt a dumb ass

by Joe the pro January 28, 2017

Suicide swiping

The approach to tinder that consists on swiping right on everyone and everything out of desperation

Person1: so Mike got 20 matches on tinder yesterday.
Person 2: yeah, but he's been suicide swiping. You should see some of the grenades he matched with.

by chirimoyalover May 27, 2020