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Suicide Solution

An alcoholic beverage made by combining every other alcoholic beverage available. A little of this a little of that. This includes mixing beer, wine and liquor in the same container. May contain non-alcoholic ingredients as well, such as soda mixers or juice. Often made by combining the last quarter shot or so of any near empty bottles.

So named because the beverage, when consumed, or sometimes just stared at or breathing in the fumes, will:

Give you a hangover that feels like a failed suicide attempt.
Get you so drunk you'll think you died.
Possibly kill you.
Give you a taste of death, thus convincing you not to commit suicide.

Drink with caution.
Ok, we've got a little bit of vodka, some rum, some jeager and some red wine left, who's up for a suicide solution?
Suicide Solution by Wolf89 September 30, 2012

Suicide Pact Thot 

Someone who makes suicide pacts with multiple people. However, most suicide pact thots are just super edgy people who act way more depressed online then they actually are irl.
Person 1: Man, life fucking sucks right now!
Person 2: Same here. Suicide pact?
Person 1: Hmm, I already have a suicide pact with 7 others. But I guess I can make one with you too if it means I get around to killing myself quicker!
Person 2: Deal! But be careful though. You’re turning into quite the suicide pact thot.

Suicide Baiting 

The act of convincing someone that you just committed suicide or are about to commit suicide.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear? Guy 3's exe tried suicide baiting him
Guy 2: What the fuck?
Suicide Baiting by 67memes February 8, 2020

Suicide Party 

When a group of not-so-happy individuals get together and drink poison and Kool-Aid, all while watching their partymates slit eachothers' wrists with broken glass shards. Usually participants bring their own form of death, BYOD, but the host of the party will usually provide assorted means of self-mutilation. Actual suicide is optional, attemps are manditory.
Hey I am throwing my annual Suicide Party, you should really come and join us. Remember it is BYOD
Suicide Party by Erock182 March 3, 2009

suicide silence

An overrated and inadequate wanna-be death metal band from riverside, california. riding high on the whole "hot topic" idea of embracing heavy bands. the sad thing is, there are insanely talanted and worthy metal bands out there, but suicide silence got signed because scene kids buy their shirts for their logo and the word 'suicide'. Weak vocals, sluggish guitar word, and FAKE blastbeats.
punk kid: dude, i fucking hate death metal.
metal head: its because you heard suicide silence.
suicide silence by notdeathcore November 30, 2009

Suicide Line

A slang term used by an inmate as the name of a collect phone at a correctional institution, because every time you use it, it makes you so pissed off that you can't go anywhere or do anything, that you want to commit suicide when done.
If I where you I would stay away from those suicide lines. Just do your time.