cleveland steamers

Oh, come on. You all know it's when you take a shit on a girls chest and slide it around.

You know what would be funny? If they made a sports team called the Cleveland Steamers.

by TenInchPlaya August 21, 2006

Rhode Island Steamer

When at a public beach or pool, you go next to a group of swimmers, pull your trunks down, and take a dump. This is common pratice at Rhode Island beaches, with the locals thinking nothing of it.

I went next to a group of swimmers and treated them to a nice Rhode Island Steamer, which seem to bring smiles to their faces.

by RI funguy July 3, 2010

Dutch Steamer

The act of defecating in a pot and placing it on a hot plate in your ex-girlfriend's dorm room.

Gross! That bastard left a dutch steamer in my room! They had to fumigate my whole floor.

by El_choco October 30, 2008

steamed dumpling

The act of dangling a man's scrotum over a woman/man's anus which is then farted upon.

Yo, last night Rusty gave me the hottest steamed dumpling I have ever had.

by Daniel Amos October 30, 2007

stragedy

Designed or trained to strike an opportune target creating a disastrous event facilitating a desired outcome.

Bob knew that picking his girlfriend's uncle's nose while he lay in the casket was the ultimate stragedy that would result in him being on time for the ball game.

by scrapiron777 May 10, 2009

Scramer

A devishly handsome man resembling Screech and Kramer, stuck in the 70's era and loves to disco dance. Also a very smart man, quite brilliant.

Scramer, oh yaaaa! Hot pants! The Chair! Saturday night Beaver! Worms Armageddon?

by Slim1960 February 12, 2010

steamed carrot

When you take a carrot and insert in someone's rectum after the process of double fisting. allow the carrot to simmer in the asshole for twenty minutes. remove, season, and enjoy!

that girl Lauren just gave David a steamed carrot

by Bonnie Fister April 7, 2010