Stewart County

A little shit hole town in Tennessee and "shit hole" is an understatement at that. There's more "burnouts" there than a drag strip gets gets in a year. All there is to do is get drunk, smoke weed, and get into fights. Everyone is two faced and wont blink twice before stabbing you in the back. Compiling all of this together in one place should be a nation warning and shut off from the normal human world.

Heaven > Hell > Stewart County, TN

College student #1: "hey dude so where you from?"

College student #2: "Stewart County..."

College student #1: "OUCH!!!!! I'm sorry for your luck."

College student #2: "yeah I know. All I learned from that school was how to make a gravity bong and how to play beer pong."

College student #1: "shit happens dude."

by burnoutz4life? June 1, 2011

Kristen Stewart

An extremely untalented, self-posessed, annoying, snagletoothed "celebrity" that is most famous for playing the role of Isabella Swan in the best selling book series, Twilight

"Hey, did you see Twilight last night??,"says nerd 1
"Yea man that Kristen Stewart chick is ugly as hell don't you think?," says nerd 2.
"Totally. She wrecked the whole movie...," says nerd 1.

by Bob Lawblaw October 17, 2009

Kristen Stewart

A girl who does not play a different character in her movies, but plays herself... over and over again. In magazine articles is said to be awkward and shy, so why is she playing a lead role in a major movie? Nobody knows.

Jenna: OMG!!! THE NEW TWILIGHT IS OUT!!!
Stanley: You are excited... why?
Jenna: CAUSE KRISTEN STEWART IS TOTALLY AWESOME!!!
Stanley: Yeah you just keep thinking that.

by lovelygiirl1234 September 2, 2010

Go Stewie

The act of kicking someones ass because they owe you money or property.

You have 24 hours until you get my money other wise I'll Go Stewie on you!

by ds001 February 21, 2009

Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart a bad actress who should not even have become an actress at all, Man looking and is a pot-head. She has acted in movies like Twilight and Catch a Kid which I think are 2 of the worst movies ever made.

Name one Actress that smokes weed?

Oh, I got it Kristen Stewart.

Good One!

by MotoDef204 June 28, 2010

Rod Stewart

Stupendously successful singer who has dabbled in different musical styles which means that everybody could find at least one song by him that they like.

Enjoys shagging leggy blondes and driving fast cars. He is both a gentleman and a joker which means that both blokes and girls like him.

It has been confirmed by several ex-girlfriends that he has a large penis.

He is very charismatic and charming so that girls fall for him even if they didn't like him before.

Possesses inexplicable ability to wear loud colours, animal prints and tartan and look good in all of them.

"If looks could kill, then one glance from Rod Stewart could impregnate you."

by Fender-Strat September 5, 2011

Stewart

Stewart is a kind and caring person who takes pride in his friends, he is often seen charming the ladies with his cheeky grin and showing off with his bulging muscles and well toned body. Stewart is a good lover and really knows what woman want, he gives them the experience of their life due to his well endowed equipment and understanding of females. once a female falls for a stewart its impossible to let go or forget!

I want to know a Stewart.

Thats a beautiful Stewart.

Look at the Muscles on that Stewart.

by MasterChild8767 June 18, 2011