Santa

According to Quantum Mechanics Saint Nick is a Microb That Can Travel At The Speed Of Atoms to Deliver gifts Speaking of Atoms In Some Cases The Speed Of Atoms Travels Faster Then The Speed Of Light And His Slay Is Flown by a Micro Rangifer tarandus (reindeer) and they fly by friction of the speed travelling fast enough to lift of the ground like an airplane And one of the reindeer noses is lit up by bioluminescence in its nose genes to light up sinces microb's can baerely see at 2:00 AM when children are sleeping in fact they are so small that star's are so spaced apart that its hard to see the stars

Look it's Santa mommy...oh wait I cant see him he's is tiny

by FrankieBo'sgua January 4, 2017

santa clause

a mythical being that helps retarded rich kids to pass LA

Me: woah, kid, how you get 100 on that LA quiz?
rich kid: I studied with santa clause, bitch

by G0ingInsqne April 8, 2017

Santanym

A word or phrase that means exactly or nearly the same as another word or phrase in the same language, of or relating to Christmas.

"X-mas is a santanym of Christmas."

by Rellek7 November 1, 2017

Santa

A creepy wanted Criminal for breaking into kids houses and giving them drugged candy in stocking, people say he’s a good person.

“Hey, Theres Santa He tried to kill my bro so grab the sawed off shotgun and kill that fat cunt”

by Childhood destroyer December 6, 2017

santamya

hoe that sucks dick

Santamya pulls all the boys she’s a

by Fredo February 22, 2018

Santa Clause

A fat white man who rapes children on Christmas

Dude Nicholas cage was raled by Santa clause

by Alucard 01 October 24, 2018

Santa Daddy

Basically a sugar daddy, but only throughout the months of November to January 1st

Megan: Should i ask Brad to be my Santa Daddy?

Lisa: Um, DUH?!

by cuckertwentyfive November 11, 2018