southington 

Centrally located Connecticut town where the majority of kids go to skewl for no other reason than bc they have to. Bc of this reason they choose to get as fucked up as possible before attending(getting really high, piss-ass drunk, etc) Other students attend only to sell drugs also(providing the addicts fix while @ skewl). Southington has everything... drugs...sluts...wiggers...and mother fuckin John Sample.(is he true or just urban myth? you figure it out) It's also been discovered that this town is more picky about their quality of drugs than any other city/town that I've lived in. We also smoke more blunts of fluffy dank nuggets than anyone.

Richest poor kids live in this town and become drug addicts off mommy and daddy's money. Come join us! Won't you?

southington by mUtHa FuCkIn JoHn SaMpLe January 11, 2004

Somethink 

Heard from the biggest morons you will ever come across.

It is supposed to mean _something_, I think.

Brought to you from the same morons who say, youse, and disorientated.

I will never get why people say 'somethink'.

Somethink by Shulian February 15, 2010

Southington 

Southington, where your kid learns how many grams are in an ounce =P

we actually have 3 mcdonalds... 1 on west street

Southington by jgrmeister December 12, 2003

sometiming 

The scandalous act of only occasionally makin time for someone

Guy1: You talked to old babe?
Guy2: Nah man, that ho be sometiming.

sometiming by CHaBOINKa November 3, 2010

Somethingrandom 

when your friend tells you to put something random in the dictionary

hey put somethingrandom in the urban dictionary

Somethingrandom by billcosby1234 November 12, 2015

Southington 

Drugs*R*Us ... Drug town 101 ...

Everyone is this town either smokes pot, drinks, or does another type of drug ... *or a combination of them* ...

Southington by ouy kcuf December 14, 2003

Seething Mald Syndrome

A chronic sickness where the patient reaches terminal levels of mald. This can happen by thinking dark fantasy is Kanye Wests best song or blocking your friends on every platform. Life expectancy is usually 1-2 weeks after diagnosis.

Lotte Blocked us on every platform, I think he might have “Seething Mald Syndrome”.

Seething Mald Syndrome by rexz April 6, 2021