Open ass face shank

Term used when someone walks unknowingly into an area where someone has just crop dusted with their mouth open. Leaving the person feeling as though they had just been stabbed in the face with someone's ass matter.

Bob wondered who open ass face shanked him in aisle 3 of the grocery store.

Bill thought farting in mary's cubicle would be a funny open ass face shank.

by Theßeave October 17, 2011

Slanky

I don't know what slanky means. It's just fun to say like slinky and skanky put together. But a good kinda skank. A classy hooker.

Detach: That Alissa is one slanky ho.
Shibby : I agree, thats one classy bitch.
Alissa : Bitches! I'm paid, holla!

by Detach March 25, 2010

shank

to grab and twist someones nuts clean out of the sack.

please doc dont shank me im still young

by shanks are us November 20, 2003

shank

th process of partaking in a 'wank' whilst sat on the toilet, having a shit.

I can't wait to have a shank when I get home from work

by burns November 17, 2003

Slunker Slanking

A euphemism for masturbating.

"Fuck off dude, I'm slunker slanking."

by wtflolz October 11, 2015

shank

To stab Someone Fast and or Repeatedly, Usually with a homemade knife/weapon known as a SHIV! A shiv is a weapon generally found in Jails.
COmmonShivs: Sharpend Toothbrush, Chicken Bone, Metal fastened to a stick, Screwdriver.

Hey, Dont make me SHANK you with my Chicken Shiv!

by Ty G April 13, 2008

shank

to stab with a knife

man am i gonna shank that jackie when i see her!

by natalie n May 18, 2008