Simon

A guy who's dick is so big they call him the "human tripod".

Hey joe did u see the "human tripod" (simon)today.

by Big dehk Ben November 9, 2015

saigon

The Capital of Vietnam. It is also known as Far East Asian Pearl. It's a Westernized City, largest city in Vietnam.

Saigon is beautiful as ever.

by Saigon May 19, 2005

John simon

A loser with a goatee and gay tattoo's who stocks shelves in a grocery store

John Simon is loser

by Fandango1999 November 27, 2014

SIMON LEBON

A semi-lob-on or semi-on. A penis that is not totally erect but has a good blood flow running through it at the time of commenting.

I am hanging quite well today thanks, I have a simon lebon

by steve d wilson August 28, 2008

Salmon

A slang word for sex. Can be used both as a verb and a noun. Originally defined in the 1970s Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Used by upper class teenagers who were attempting to hide their promescuity from their overbearing parents. Has led to the recent fad of "Awkward Salmon".

Guy: I had some good salmon last night.

Or

Guy2: I just got salmoned!

Or

Guy 3: I'm gonna go to the bar to see if I can get some salmon.

by TheBearClaws July 30, 2011

simonellis

A person who everyone likes and loves to death. the most gorgeous guy in the world.

yes, i would like shag that simonellis to death

by alan the philosopher October 2, 2003

Stinky Salmon

When she farts on your cock then proceeds to suck your dick till you cum your hot stinky cum then she burps on your cock thus taking a shit on your back.

Oh shit cuzz she gave me that stinky salmon and i had to take 3 showers and 2 bars of soap.

by BigDaddyLongAsian November 23, 2018