BC Syndrome

BC (Broken Cock) syndrome is a genetic disorder mainly found in men who are considered to be pussies. An example of a pussy is a man who rides in the passenger seat of his own car just because he "doesn't feel like driving". It is specifically when your boyfriend cannot perform in the bedroom since his dick hurts every time he gets hard and is too much of a bitch to get it looked at by a doctor.

Fuck, not again Brian, you really need to get your dick checked out in case you have BC syndrome.
Oh no, I hope I don't have BC syndrome... Oh wait, I'm not a bitch so that isn't possible.

by Det. Andrew Jacobs March 09, 2021

ammavan syndrome

The thought among middle-aged (or near middle-aged) men that, what they thinks/knows is will/only be the right.

His father is suffering from ammavan syndrome

by klingklong August 11, 2018

Retail Syndrome

When you go out shopping to buy a couple of things but have an urge to buy even more. Generally followed by silly excuses, e.g. I needed one of those, we're running out of them, it was on offer. Women suffer most from it.

Dude 1: I went into fake-mart to buy a pack of smarties, and I walked out with a whole cow!

Dude 2: Dude 1, you've suffered retail syndrome!

by old_chap May 09, 2010

Ben-Syndrome

The face where your eyes are further apart then normal and you just look like a downy

that faggot over there has ben-syndrome. just look at that face

by benisaretard April 09, 2018

dirty syndrome

Stealing peoples chromosomes and dealing them like drugs...

Dealer- Wanna buy some cwomeasomes

Man- nah but damn you’re savage because you’re committing a dirty syndrome
Dealer- BOWH BOWH BOWH
Man- SHHHH WE’RE GONNA GET CAUGHT

by Dick Cheeze Demario March 19, 2018

Hogwarts syndrome

You want to go to Hogwarts so bad it hurts. You want to be a part of the world in the Harry Potter universe, You want to be involved in the wizarding world. We all know you probably have a massive crush on one of the characters as well, and you probably ship either drarry or wolfstar.

Beanz: I am really sad I just want to be part of the wizarding world it’s not fair :(
Heinz: I think you have Hogwarts syndrome! Don’t be sad! :(

by Heinz beanz January 20, 2021

QWERTY Syndrome

The syndrome of typing qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnm into the search bar. (AKA EXTREME BOREDOM)

We have QWERTY Syndrome.

by Buddy010.9 December 23, 2016