mall cop syndrome

A condition that causes victims to take their menial jobs way too serious, to the last punctuation of the codebook.
Most common in Asian cities like Singapore where even a janitor truly believes any lapse on his part could cause a national security disaster.
Got gum or a vape? Beware the mall cop syndrome is everywhere in this city.
by tehtaz May 05, 2019
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Dead Cupped

(verb) an office item slated for termination due to careless usage or abandonment by an employee.
that sweater has been dead cupped_
by tehtaz September 18, 2018
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