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Taco Surprise

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When a naked woman bends over and you can see her vagina from behind. One step above mooning.
"Wow, that was some out of this world intercourse, I'll just pick up my panties and be on my way" BAM *Taco surprise*

"I walked into the change room and Cheryl taco surprised me! What a joker!"
by Rad Chad April 24, 2014
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Spicy Surprise

While a woman is giving a blowjob to a man, they take some grinded takis, and start sucking the mans dick with said takis. The man would feel an incredible amount of pain and pleasure
bro my girl gave me a "Spicy Surprise" and my dick is all red now
by ImAManOfGod June 14, 2021
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Siberian Surprise

The act of vommiting in a females vagina.
Yo, you hear about Max giving Miranda a Siberian Surprise?
by crazybutfucker21 April 28, 2011
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surprise chip

When you finish your Mc Donald's and there's a few chips left at the bottom of the bag.
that was a nice Mc Donald's (looks in bag) oh yes! Some surprise chips left over!
by Fromas November 7, 2015
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The Surprise Party

When you think you took a quick, little shit and then look down in the toilet bowl afterwards and it's the biggest log of shit you've ever seen, Surprise!
I was at a party at my friend's house and really had to go, little did I know I was in for The Surprise Party that clogged the bowl.
by Fortunato5 March 28, 2015
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Mayo Surprise

A sexual position where you cover your dick in mayonnaise and fuck a person in the ass with said mayonnaise covered dick
Guy: damn girl you so fine, I wanna stick my dick in mayonnaise and fuck you in the ass with it, call that a Mayo surprise

Girl: please never talk to me again
by Beyond sleepy September 10, 2021
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Brown Surprise

When you drinking hot coffee and sneeze unexpectedly.
Friend 1: Hey, that looks like a good cup of Joe.

Friend 2: Achooo!

Friend 1: Oh no! Brown Surprise!
by slumdom December 3, 2018
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