Singapore Election

When ministers reluctantly have to kiss their voters’ asses or pretend to listen to them to get re-elected, while reminding them that if they tick the wrong party, their constituency or surrounding won’t get upgraded, or would be given the least priority.

Singapore election is generally a low-key affair, because most Opposition members of choice can’t run—they’re disqualified because of some fine, were previously jailed for illegal public gatherings, or are now bankrupt due to lawsuits filed by some ministers.

by MathPlus January 3, 2019

Singapore

A country which doesn't have any state or city. and try to divide themself to parts.. like Ang mo kio, orchard, pasir ris.... this places can be travel in 1 hr time.

if 1 million man pee on this island, it will be flooded in 2 hours.

by Charles August 2, 2003

the Bat Signal

while fucking a girl reverse cowgirl style, have her stretch out her arms, while taking a flashlight and shining it on her back and start singin the batman theme song... The result will be a 'bat signal' on the wall

'batman dodah doo batman' flashlight produces the bat signal

by caelous May 18, 2008

Single Tear

When a dude can just ooze out a single droplet while cumming.

Zain's gf totally loves facials, but sadly for her, he's just a single tear dude.

by Zain Malik April 7, 2015

Virtual Signalling

You mis-spelled virtue signalling. Don't worry - no need to feel embarrassed. About your bad spelling, I mean.

Your toxic worldview? That's another matter.

ERHMAHGERD WOT A BUNCH OF VIRTUAL SIGNALLING SNOWFLAAEKS!!?!*!! YOU CANT EVIN SAY NUGGER ANYMORE WITHOUT BEEING CALLED A RACEIST!!!

by librulcuck December 20, 2018

Singapore’s GEP

Short for “Singapore’s Gifted Education Programme,” that has sulked up so much taxpayers’ money, yet has achieved so little—an elitist programme that equates high academic achievement with giftedness.

At best, Singapore’s GEP—every parent’s secret desire for their child to get into it—creates the illusion of nurturing individual creativity, when it actually breeds conformity and produces academic snobbery among its members.

by MathPlus October 24, 2018

dutch single

1. a cheap, low budget hit in a baseball game
2. when u satisfy your asshole with ur own balls

the hit was a dutch single

that 6'9 homo just dutch singled over in the corner

by christobal6969 July 30, 2007