secret butcher

a person who takes their meat from behind
eg: has alot of ass pumping

boy george is a secret butcher

by max bojovic January 9, 2008

secret snowball

when you have cum in your mouth and make out with a girl giving her an unsuspecting treat

dude i gave that girl a secret snowball. it tasted so bad but it was worth it

by hecklebackfreckle October 13, 2008

secret wanker

1. A person who was born in America but attempts to blend into another country's society by adopting their customs and accent in speech.

2. One who masturbates in private.

Joe: So did ya know that Jack's a secret wanker?

Stephanie: Look, what a person does in his own home is no business of mine.

by ppomg April 4, 2009

secret biter

a demure man/boy who is tiger in bed!
... like a small dog who you think is super sweet but attacks and bites without more than a scratch on the belly

Dang..your best friend, Josh, is a SECRET BITER....he SLAYED me in bed last night after closing time....I thought he was just a nice bus boy who recently got out of college! I haven't seen moves like THAT since I slept with that singer last month!

by chachachavez September 23, 2010

Secret Tweakers

Two or more seemingly heterosexual female friends, who, are in fact, raving nipple-tweaking lesbians.

Joe "I think Lucy and Jude are Secret Tweakers as neither of them laughed at my hilaroius joke last night"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Secret Black Guy Club

A term used by white teenagers in the U.S. to denote a secret order of basketball, kool-aid, fried chicken, and stolen tv loving people. It is often abbreviated as SBGC

Person 1: Hey did you see Colin today?

Person 2: No i think he's at the Secret Black Guy Club meeting.

by th3lawmak3r76 August 27, 2012

secretate

the act of being a phenomenal Secretary

"Gee wiz! She sure can secretate! She has my vote!"

by TotallyNotGod June 7, 2018