Social Retard

Person who is having or showing a lack of desire, social education, manners or up-brining to respect time/polite gestures/friendship/companionship/welfare of another members of the human society.

Alex is a social retard who changed his mind and cancelled a date 5 minutes before the dinner.

by OB84Social May 25, 2010

retardation

An act of being retarded.
Proving one that he is retarded, this known as showing (retardation).
An act of handicaped actions.
An act that proves that you are fucked in the head.

Josh was smacking his chest and drooling and acting like he has A.D.D. This proved that he as showing his retardation.

by bubba_the_retard June 11, 2006

Retarded Ejaculation

During masturbation when about to blow your load a completely disgusting image pops into your head. Your load merely dribbles down the sides of your dick.

Josh- I was jacking off last night and all of a sudden i pictured Rosie O'Donnell's naked body.... i had a Retarded Ejaculation

by my pet tit August 28, 2011

philly inbred retard

People from the Philadelphia/south Jersey area who are all weird.

Do I know you? I don't know you...
Well sorry I didn't grow up in your little cliques.
Grow up huh?

philly inbred retard

by JoeNJ2 May 10, 2011

Sexy Retarded

Sexy Retarded

1) Very good, pleasurable, awesome, sweet, win

2) Very bad, annoying, stupid, lame, fail

"The graphics in that game are sexy retarded!"

"Dude, sit down, quit being sexy retarded"

by JonnyMenace January 5, 2009

retard

George bush.......no seriously.

do you really need an explination? >_> He rly is a retard..

by AleniaUmineko January 12, 2009

Retarded flamingo

The constant cringing of the leg after one's foot is no longer asleep, and they try to walk on it. It looks similar to how flamingos will hold one leg up, hence the name.

"I don't want to get up, because my foot's asleep"
"Trying to avoid the retarded flamingo, eh?"

by Unbalanced June 6, 2009