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Religion: Atheist
by Rammsteinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn February 19, 2010
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it equates to myth, folklore, fable, fairy tales, stories that have been recycled over and over since the known civilization to humankind. You name it, it's been there - creation, adam and eve, the deluge, moses's existence, yahweh, jesus, virgin birth, crucifixion, resurrection, old and new testaments, heaven, hell and so on and so on. therefore, if man told these stories, then they are not from God for God is a spirit, our conscience and that's about it.
myth folklore fairy tale epic religion
by monkeybusiness! August 6, 2011
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religion

What nearly every man/woman "finds" in the foxhole.
While in 'nam, I found religion.
by love2lindy May 13, 2005
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religious freedom

Something the Republicans cite whenever they want to discriminate against LGBT people, but forget about when they literally ban Muslims.
The Republicans have lost all right to use the term "religious freedom."
by Catty McGee February 11, 2017
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religious jew

while getting a blow job, right before ejaculating you shove ur pubes in her face causing her to choke from your long grown out pubic hair just like the jews head, and at that moment you must yell MAZEL TOV!
in a state of boredom while getting sucked on, i decided to make things interesting by using my.... "religious jew " ....subsequently the bitch was blinded for a week
by tzadik770 October 19, 2008
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religion

Any belief that one has, and will never change from outside sources. It has nothing to do with god, or the meaning of life, or what happens when we die. it has nothing to do with where we come from. a religion is nothing more than a concept one believes with all of their heart.
A code of honor is one type of religion.
by karri0n October 17, 2003
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religious Christmas

Euphemism used when embarrassed about being too poor to buy gifts for any one.
Pat: I am really having a religious Christmas this year.

Bret: Yeah, I’m out of cash, too.
by Bret, Mary Eileen's Son December 10, 2008
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