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Rachel's Challenge

A challenge to make sure that people will do good. Was named after the first person to die in the Columbine shootings back in '99. Her actions were very kind and warm hearted, but that's not the real point of the challenge. It is really charging towns $25,000 or more to fail at making good people. We all know that you don't change and that we cannot be changed for any reason.
Person 1: Hey ___, you hear that the Rachel's Challenge thing is coming to our school?

Person 2: That was a waste of money our football team could've used instead.
*Tard walks by the two*
Person 2: Duh, hur, dar, I'm a tard
Person 1: *Socks Person 2 in the face* Dude, this is why we need it, because of assholes like you.
Rachel's Challenge by Mikau02 November 2, 2019
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Rachel Qu 

Rachel is a special person, People usually enjoy her company if they don’t forget she’s there as she sits on her brand new iPhone 11Xs plus that’s a lavender colour might I add, texting her 6 25yr old boyfriends. If you want to have Rachel as a friend make sure you have more then one friend because she might disappear for a day or maybe a month. Doesn’t come into school cause she’s a lazy shite, don’t think she’s even on the roll anymore, owns every channel lipstick you can think of, feel free to rob her she won’t notice, bullies her cats, but to give her the benefit of the doubt she’s a pretty good cook and always lends you money when you need it.
Person 1: have you seen Rachel Qu? Is she in today ?

Person2: nah she broke her nail so decided not to come in today
Rachel Qu by Lol wha December 9, 2019

Rachel Mackenzie 

A girl who calls every cute guy her husband and is a walking time bomb who can’t take a joke and reminds people of a frog
*croak*
What was that?
That’s just Rachel Mackenzie

A person who needs help

RACHEL SWAN

a very intimate kind of communication where two males whip out their members and start having a sword fight.
keir eadie and blair richards did the RACHEL SWAN last night and found it very enjoyable :)

Rachel Withdraw Syndrome 

When you’re dating a bad bitch named Rachel and you can’t go a day without seeing her. Symptoms include but not limited to: headaches, frustration, procrastination, and blue balls.
Me: Damn bro, it’s been two days since I’ve seen my girlfriend. I might have RWS (Rachel Withdraw Syndrome).
Friend: That explains why you’ve been in such a pissy mood.

Rachel aka queen 

Beautiful, smart, determined, caring, authentic, passionate, funny, sweet, kind, motivated, hard working, sexy, absolute catch.

Someone you could meet for a simple cup of a coffee 122 days ago and not know it would be the women you feel like you've been waiting years for. Once she becomes a significant part of your life, you don't want to picture the rest of yours without her. Someone who makes you feel good about yourself, always.. and loved, always.
Someone you can't help but think about immediately after waking up. Someone you can't help but think about throughout your day, no matter how long it is, or what you're doing or how busy you are, you're always thinking about her, and hoping and wishing she is happy and healthy and safe and is having a good day. It's exhausting, but worth it ;) ... Someone you can immediately say goodbye to after hanging out with and legitimately can't wait to see again.

Today is our anniversary, and although it may only be a few months it's still significant to me because of how long it's been since I've been able to have an anniversary with somebody, and for a while there i couldn't picture it, and now that we have that, I love it. I just love and appreciate you baby ❤️
" Hol up... That girl is absolutely beautiful. She must be a Rachel."

" Oh my goodness... Who that queen? "

" If I had a dollar for everytime I thought about Rachel I would be able to start my own vegan restaurant and call it 'Queens only'. "

Rachel aka queen

Rachel Oxford 

The Protagonist of 'Future Arcade' she plays keyboard and sings and shes well pretty
Rachel Oxford is totally dating Roxxia Sparks