Mikau02's definitions

Hick Shit

1: Actions performed by a hick/hillfolk/people in the boonies when they are well beyond those areas. This would usually consist of doing things like starting bonfires with fireworks and gasoline in them, bringing couches to backyard parties, riding in the beds of low-sitting pickup trucks, and flying flags off your car.
2: Something awful smelling, lingering across the county, state, or even country lines

1: Guy: "Here comes Dale, with his family and couch in the bed of his truck. You invite him over, despite the hick shit he does"
2: Guy: "Jeez, who just dropped a log back there? Smells like total hick shit. I'm gonna put the air on blast to get rid of it. Hopefully it doesn't follow us past the town line"

by Mikau02 March 5, 2026

Djont stick

A guitar-like instrument with only the lowest 3 strings, tuned to a comically low tuning (standard power chord drop tuning). Played in djent bands, as it's easy to get that djuggah and djeh sounds from the instrument. Often replaces the guitar and bass, as the music is tuned so low a normal guitar can't make those sounds while a bass would just be playing the same notes with different tonal qualities

Brad: "Hey Kyle, what kind of guitar makes those squeals, djegga, and mud sounds? I see you playing it all the time"
Kyle: "Yo Brad, that's not a guitar, it's my djont stick. I'm a djent kiddie now boi" *skates away*

by Mikau02 April 9, 2024

Rachel's Challenge

A challenge to make sure that people will do good. Was named after the first person to die in the Columbine shootings back in '99. Her actions were very kind and warm hearted, but that's not the real point of the challenge. It is really charging towns $25,000 or more to fail at making good people. We all know that you don't change and that we cannot be changed for any reason.

Person 1: Hey ___, you hear that the Rachel's Challenge thing is coming to our school?

Person 2: That was a waste of money our football team could've used instead.
*Tard walks by the two*
Person 2: Duh, hur, dar, I'm a tard
Person 1: *Socks Person 2 in the face* Dude, this is why we need it, because of assholes like you.

by Mikau02 November 2, 2019

Thot Patrol

The people who will remove all thots, sluts, hoes, and whores from the world for all of mankind to survive.

Jimbo: “Yo John, you see that woman there”
John: “Thot spotted, must die”

Jimbo: “Dude, WTF, she looked sleepable”
John “The thot patrol has killed a thot, work done, must report back to base”

by Mikau02 May 28, 2018