Condom Queef

When a man is wearing/using a condom during sexual intercourse, and then proceeds to thrust into his partner deep and hard, then when proceeding to change positions and removes his penis from the vagina, the woman then lets out a queef due to all the air that has been forced inside her caused by deep thrusting while wearing the air tight condom.
My man and I were fuckin like mad, and for once we decided to use a condom. He just kept poundin it deep and hard, we decided to change positions - he likes it from the back, but i like it on top. Shortly after changing positions this motherfucker cased me to have a Condom Queef !! I was so fuckin embarassed !
by ::samantha:: October 15, 2009
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Sand Queef

A Queef produced by the mythical sand people a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away.
Obi wan "We must move quickly, for sand people scare easily but will soon be back and will sand queef in greater numbers."
by TaDongle May 28, 2008
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queef monster

1.Queef Monster is someone who is a GIGANTIC Queef (Vaginal Fart)
2. Jexxor of Burning Blade
1.God dude, i fucked this bitch so hard, she was a queef MONSTER.
2. Man..That Jexxor. He sure is a Queef Monster.
by Katell November 16, 2006
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queef monkey

a person that quiffs alot.
stop queefing you queef monkey
by Hardale December 07, 2008
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queef cadaver

A high-pitched voof that ultimately attracts shit eating insects i.e. flies, Jeffery Dhamer, James Van Der Beek
Steves mom emits a terrible odor from her Levi's, oh golly that seal bark must have actually been a queef cadaver.
by KingSlaw July 31, 2008
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queef fucked

when a angry woman squats an inch over a sleeping individual's face and squirts out a sloppy vaginal fart
i woke up this morning and had green shmeg all up on my nose and then i remembered me and my girl was figting last night; bitch musta queef fucked my while i was sleepin'.
by victom of the pussy's poop August 04, 2003
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Queef Circle

When a group of lovely girls arrange into a circular pattern with a pillow in the center of the circle. The pillow is used to catch the Vagina Farts produced by the women.
Meg got in a queef circle with all her friends and used a pillow as a biscuit to catch the vaginal farts.
by Iceberg88 January 07, 2011
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