puerto rican stand-still

Any confrontation involving three or more individuals at odds with each other, usually brandishing weapons such as broken cerveza bottles and chain wallets, that ends in a stalemate.

That punta Hector brought his panty waste brother Jose to Esteban's crib and tried to throw down. Esteban was going to waste their punk asses, but it was obvious they were in a Puerto Rican Stand-Still when Esteban's friends bounced and the three of them realized they all had no back and were just gonna blast each other away without anyone walking away breathing.

by succubitch July 25, 2010

Puerto Rican Face Wash

The act of using one's semen as a facial cleanser then being urinated on to wash it off.

My Aunt was out of her proactiv so I gave her a Puerto Rican Face Wash.

by Nersy 22 October 2, 2010

pmer

1.Opposite of remp; No
2.No with a disappointed flavor

"Do you have two prr of Air Force Ones?"
Pmer.

by Raised by a cup of coffee August 11, 2003

Puerto Rican Sunrise

An idyllic romantic getaway, or situation, which begins in an unconventional fashion. This can also mean an idyllic romantic getaway, or situation, which occurs with an unexpected person as well.

The reference infers a "hot weekend".

"Did you see the girl Thaddeus took off with? She had a skeleton for a face man... must be lookin for a Puerto Rican Sunrise."

by BillyWitchDR October 26, 2008

Puker

Someone who smuggles drugs out of a country by inserting them into the stomach. Then, when they arrive at the other country, vomit the drugs back up or if they get the drugs out the other end, they're called Shitters.

The shitter almost got caught by Mexican police but was saved by the puker down the hall

by Electrifry May 13, 2016

puerto rican shoe maker

the most incredible, unique, random, and accident prone girl. she is very beautiful even though she thinks other-wise, but it's not the truth. she is the most amazing girl ever, period.

my puerto rican shoe maker is one of a kind.

by the hug pimp December 9, 2008

puerta rican pecker

one whose pecker(penis)is mexican or has salsa on for a female to lick off.

Linda told you to get your fricken puerta rican pecker off of her.

by Ron Allen February 7, 2008