carpet pole 

A hairy penis.

She loved the cock so she took a ride on my carpet pole.

carpet pole by Durtball283 April 26, 2014

south pole teether 

When a girl is giving a guy head and uses her teeth, at this point she is a south pole teether

Don't date her unless you like a good ol' south pole teether!

south pole teether by woody18 April 30, 2015

Eskimo Pole 

Performing fellatio with an ice cube in your mouth.

Dave was surprised when Samantha gave him an Eskimo Pole.

Eskimo Pole by FriarTuck May 19, 2015

ghost pole 

The act of thinking you have a boner that's not actually there aka phantom dick

Woke up this morning to nail my girl and had a serious ghost pole

ghost pole by Half shaft November 11, 2015

chowder pole 

The meaning of this word is rather obvious. A man's penis

The man briskly dropped his pants and slapped her with his chowder pole
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chowder pole by PreSeed FilledWithGreed January 11, 2016

chapped pole 

When walking around Poland, seeing a man with assless biker chaps and a leather police hat.

That chapped pole is going to destroy that hotel room.

chapped pole by Lumbergfuckedher October 6, 2017

Canadian pole cleaning

A sex act where you fill a girls vagina who is having her period with water (or any other substance) then holding it there for 3-4 minutes, then sucking it dry thus making Canadian pole cleaning

Ah man I gave Janet Canadian pole cleaning yesterday, I almost got sick and there was blood everywhere

Canadian pole cleaning by PurpleDlido June 9, 2018