Freakin wicked pissa

The definition of awesome, that no one understands when you aren't in Massachusetts.

That car is freakin wicked pissa

by the avelman January 17, 2010

The Leaning Tower of Pissa

Whenever a man has to urinate while having an erected penis (usually morning glory), he must perform the Leaning Tower of Pissa in order to urinate into the toilet.

George couldn't take a leak while having a hard-on, so he decided to do the Leaning Tower of Pissa.

by leaningtowerofdavver January 23, 2013

Unclogging the pipes

1. It is another way of saying male masturbation.

2. Refers to that one clump of constipation blocking up a load of diarrhea.

Person a: Why were you in the toilet for so long?
Person b: sorry man, was unclogging the pipes.
Person a: That's disgusting.
(Applies to both definitions)

by Obligatory Dick Joke May 5, 2015

radioactive horse piss

Cheap gasoline, typically expiring.

"All she's fuckin got in er is some old radioactive horse piss"

by ayobigboigimmedatyumyumsauce November 2, 2018

Pinging his piss

Football term, used when a player is tikka takkaing his way around the team and dominating them anally

“Oh my god James Milner pinging his piss”

by Gaybear69 January 9, 2019

3 am piss

A 3 AM piss is when someone is awoken at 3 AM by the urge to piss. The person will then typically get out of bed grumbling like a drunk fucker and walk into the bathroom where the lights will hinder his vision for about 3 minutes. Because of this short term blindness the dude will piss all over the seat as he exclaims fuck over and over again.

"Dude I had an awful 3 AM piss last night I couldn't see for a fucking week."

by DolphinWalrus February 16, 2019

a piece of piss

something that is as easy as taking a piss

"man united's match against arsenal will be a piece of piss"

by skeo got loose June 1, 2019