Piper

To be in a super duper fantastic mood. To have a strange curiosity that makes you addicted to the site of monkeys.

I was in a real piper mood today, we got to see a live monkey in Zoology!
I was really piper about the new girl down the street.

by Shanee` May 23, 2008

pipers at the gates of dawn

Being woken up by having to take a crap.

I woke up to the pipers at the gates of dawn today.

by guzzler December 30, 2005

Alaskan pipeline

When a girl takes a shit inside of a condom, freezes it, and uses it as a dildo.

I made myself a great Alaskan pipeline last night.

by Rodthedictator March 25, 2016

vein laden meat pipe

A large completley erect penis with veins protruding from the sides of the swollen penial shaft.

She licked and gently stroked his cock for so long, it had become completely engourged, a "Vein Laden Meat Pipe" ready to penetrate into her soft, wet, gasping pussy.

by chauncey August 5, 2003

Atlantic Pipeline

When you take a poo in a condom, put it in the freezer, then use it as a dildo.

Lisa loves an atlantic pipeline! Fresh from the freezer

by dirrrtyfrucker October 11, 2009

Pied Piper

A pedophile, reference to old children's tale where a flute player lures children into his dungeon as punishment to the adults of the village.

British slang, often used in certain parts of the U.K.

"You know that minister that lives down the street?"
"Yeah? Father Johnson?"
"Yeah, I heard he's a pied piper"

by rastamouse July 11, 2012

pipeing down

another way to say having sex with someone.

Abran-"OMG the whole time we were in the hottub i was pipeing down that broad and you guys didnt even know"
Th3Mick-"Fuck thats busfare!

Girl-"so you gonna come pipe me down"
Th3Mick-"hell yea u dont have to tell me twice"

by Th3M1ck September 30, 2007