paperbagging

(v.)The act of putting a paper bag over a girl's head during intercourse, in an attempt to preserve the attraction. Often used in the case of a girl with a nice figure but a hideous face.

So, man what do you think about Erin?

Well, she's got a tight ass and some nice titties, but I've seen better faces at Halloween! I'd definitely paperbag that though.

by Philly Pendejo August 24, 2005

paper hat

Rhyming slang for 'prat', a fool, an ineffectual person.

"'Ere, John! Aint that old Muffindamule over there?"

"Nagh, can't be. The paper hat's still banged up for noncin', doin' a three stretch"

by stropmag October 4, 2006

Paper Panzer

A term used to describe a weapon (i.e. a tank, as per the name) that is designed but never actually built. Alternatively, a term refering something that one intended to do, but never got around to doing.

Guy 1 (who knows nothing about weapons): Dude check out the Maus!
Guy 2 (who knows a fuckton about weapons): Meh, it's just a paper panzer.

Girl: I thought you were going to fix the sink?
Guy: It's a paper panzer.

by RedShocktrooper June 17, 2011

Rock Paper Scissors

The process of using hand signs to make quick final decisions on minor conflicts

John: "Shotgun!"
Bill: "Bullshit, you got shotgun last time!"
John: "Rock Paper Scissors for it..."

Bill throws scissors, John throws paper.

Bill: "I win asshole!"
John: "Shit..."

by WBrown999 November 11, 2006

Paper Airplane

a joint made by initially folding your rolling paper into equal segments; similar to the folds of the childhood paper airplane process

My hommies in the Bay roll a mean paper airplane.

by shmaeed September 2, 2011

magic toilet paper roll

a toilet paper roll that never ends

Bob- check it out, I got a new toilet paper roll
Eric- Check it out, I got a MAGIC toilet paper roll

by someone_you_dont_know May 18, 2007

paperfacing

You put a napkin on your face, and then you put on glasses.

You put a napkin on your face, and then you put on glasses. You're paperfacing.

by Menudo T. July 27, 2011