Panti

Japanese for "Panties" (Female underwear!)

Panti and Panties are the same.

by AnonTifa! January 1, 2005

Pantiferous

To feel pants (that is, to feel horrid, rather than to touch pants, yours or anyone else's)

I'm feeling really pantiferous today. Do something to cheer me up.

by Pantman October 14, 2010

Panic Make Out

The act of grabbing the nearest person and kissing them to avoid the impending kiss from a drunk friend.

"So I was at this club with Sarah and she looks at me like she's going in for the kiss so I panic made out with Alice instead, I just don't like her like that"

"I saw Jan french some random dude after Mike went in for the kiss, talk about a panic make out"

by Docsully September 26, 2011

Panic Bag

A back-pack or duffel, usually of rugged and lightweight construction, containing essential survival gear and rations. Usually, a panic bag is pre-packed and stored in a convenient location that is easily accessible.

In the event of major catastrophe, it is good to have a panic bag ready to go:
"grab your panic bag, lets go"

by BearG January 1, 2012

Pantidiliantic

To be so astounded that it literally drops your pants/panties.

Person 1: Dude, i just won the lottery!
Person 2: So? I just did your crush.
Person 1: *Looks down* MY PANTS! Well, that's just Pantidiliantic.

by Bibachah May 8, 2013

Particifail

When you suck at something but nobody cares because at least you tried.

kid: I suck at track and field!
teacher: Well if you try then I won't care.
kid: Well, I guess it is better to particifail than it is to fail...

by uihddfsjkndjnijnjsojssssssssss May 29, 2013

panicdote

When one is supposed to be engaged in conversation and therefore actively listening, one can sometimes find oneself at a loss for words when, unexpectedly, a response is desired and the would be responder has not been paying attention. In an effort to comply, one sometimes stammers and says something ridiculous, unrelated or incoherent. The unfortunate utterance is called a panicdote.

John: ....so that is why we should support the ruling party's plan to build a nuclear plant on top of the San Andreas fault, you see?

Mary, having heard nothing John has said, responds with the following panicdote: ....I have a kitty at home.

by Dr. Fromage September 14, 2013