Paddle Face

Cock smacking a person in the face, multiple times.

As my Girlfriend was using the bathroom, I ran in and Paddle Faced her.

by Dr. Howie Feltersnatch March 29, 2009

padden

1. a total shithead/spastic, "that guy's a padden"
2. to undertake an act of stupidity, "oops, he did a padden"
3. loosely used as a substitute for most derogatory comments, "what a fucking padden", "stop being a dick you total padden"
4. can be used to define anything stupid or negative in any circumstance, "that damn bird is as fat as a fucking padden"

"i have been working the last 7 hours on a business coursework and i have now got about 40 pages (A level work) and im extremely bored! And what i found out is that u fucking lucky buggers in america do this sort of stuff in university!!!! Im 16 and im doing work that an university student in america does. Now im extremely interested on what work you do in america? Even though i pretty much americans are gay with no inteligence what so ever, and have an arse the size of 2 chairs (im surprised you can get up and off your seats in Macy Ds) which means when you fall over it takes an hour to get up because your legs cant hit the floor. Oooooo OOOoooo here is another one When you become thin again you go on about how hard it was to drop the weight and really all you have done is get lypo lol!!! probably from the hoover lol! Oh and another one is that i see most of you guys cant spell in america, for some reason i always see you spell no as now, noe, or know, like your some sort of retard or infant! Oh and someone tell me why u call each other "dawg" or "nigger" cmon all the words you use to greet each other is an insult made by white people to degrade blacks and now you are using it to sound cool! lol how fucking ignorent and unjust can u get!"

Padden (2004)"So bored so very bored", Ubersite, http://www2.ubersite.com/m/23718

by Michael Padden December 13, 2008

mandy-pandy

(1) A Nancy,(2) a lesbian, (3) a man whom acts in a feminine manner.

He's no mandy-pandy, he's trying out for the marines.

by Louy B September 30, 2007

paddywhack

1. n. having sex with a fat person.

a paddywhack is like when you feel like you think about it a lot and you need to know what its like, but it also encompasses a preference for larger partners in general.

"dude you talk about these fat ladies a lot you sound like you need a paddywhack"

"girl i know he was big but he was a solid paddywhack"

by bentpin April 25, 2016

pardy

the older, more polite persons word for 'fart'

roger:oh i say, what is that smell?
jane:why pardon me roger, i do believe ive just done a pardy!

by viccichick July 14, 2005

PADD

Usually "PADD designation," it stands for "person authorized to direct disposition." Basically, this means the person who checks the remains of a military personnel should they become a casualty.

Mr. John Smith was the PADD designate for Cpl. Smith, his son. Cpl. Smith was a casualty of war.

by rangerbourne May 26, 2009

paddler

Term for a recreational canoeist, kayaker or rafter.

He has been a paddler since his first trip in a canoe as a boy scout.

by BobCanoe October 11, 2009