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.9.Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.
.9.Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.
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Prison Golf

When you hit your golf ball closer to the pin than the previous guy. You are getting inside of the closest shot. For instance during a scramble, If Eric hits a shot close to the pin, the team want Josh to get inside of him.
Way to get inside of Eric, serious prison golf shot right there.
by Bruno Von Schnoz September 28, 2021
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This Place is a Prison

A phrase commonly used when one is distressed by something someone has done, expressing a feeling of being trapped in an unplesant situation.

Usually used when one laments being present for something, or being unable to escape it.
by mintymalty January 4, 2024
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Prison Pitcher

A slang term for Toilet. Often used when talking about making or mixing alcoholic drinks in a toilet.
“Hey I made a Prison Pitcher of Punch!”
by Shenxiou March 5, 2022
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Prisoners of Catan

A pun used to describe the lengthy nature of a game of the popular board game, "Settlers of Catan".
"Please don't make us play another round of "Prisoners of Catan"! It takes so long to play!"
by LoneMeme April 18, 2015
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prison turd

A turd so large, nothing else can fit in your prison wallet.
Joe almost got prison raped, but his prison turd saved him.
by Joe Somebody 68 November 30, 2018
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First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022
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