Black dude : Yo dawg, you just got freed from federal prison!
18-year-old Black dude : Yeh dawg, I'm one of you now.
18-year-old Black dude : Yeh dawg, I'm one of you now.
by NickWilde October 28, 2016
by NickWilde January 22, 2017
'Murrican : I like to drink water when I'm out of Coca Cola.
British Gentleman : I drink wotah wenn am out of tea.
British Gentleman : I drink wotah wenn am out of tea.
by NickWilde December 23, 2016
King of Albania from 1918-1939. Has done many great things for the country, such as reforming education, pledging for women's rights and uniting the country. Was exiled after Italy invaded Albania. Smoke 200 cigarettes per day, survived 55 assassination attempts, one which he shot back at his murderer. He died in France in the 1960s.
Random dude : Yo, have you heard of King Zog of Albania?
Historian : ...Who?
Random dude : Yeah, me neither.
Historian : ...Who?
Random dude : Yeah, me neither.
by NickWilde October 27, 2016