Poo Nugget

A small to medium round ball of phecal matter.

I was tryin to drop a big one, but instead i just shot out a couple of poo nuggets

by TJANN February 10, 2007

poo tea

when you don't flush the loo after pooing and the floating poo brews a lovely brown tea with the loo water.

Gasp! I forgot to flush the bog but oo what a bonus I've brewed some lovely poo tea! anyone for a cuppa..what about you, Vicar?

by Turniphead May 22, 2006

Poo Poo Picaso

When you make "art" with your poo poo. Also known as a Doo Doo Davinci.

She pulled a Poo Poo Picaso when she painted a pretty picture on in the bathroom wall with her poo poo.

by Josh Le Quire December 31, 2007

Poo eater

A person who enjoys eating poo.

Mr. Phetz, of twitter dot com fame, is a poo eater.

by WinnersUseDrugs September 10, 2012

Poo Pee

That small amount of piss that you can feel in your bladder, but it won't come out the conventional way. Your only choice is to sit down and release it in a few forced squirts at a time, all while causing a bowel movement.

Damn, I need to piss with effort, but it'll move my bowels. This is gonna be a poo pee session.

by SadSongsAreSilly August 11, 2017

poo check

The act of a girl checking whatever has just been pulled out of her ass (dildo, cock, fingers, etc) for any poo residue before she places said object into her mouth. Frequently combined with an ATM or A2M.

Dude, it was so cool last night! I pulled my cock from Jill's ass and she didn't even perform a poo check before puting it in her mouth and blowing me!

by Bangboy March 14, 2007

poo poker

Linked to shit stabber

He pokes the poo.

by Michael Ryan December 16, 2003