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Plonker

Somebody who is a bit...simple to say the least.
A: Hey, you twat!
B: Shut up you plonker, you can barely tell your arse from your elbow!
A: 0_0
by anonymous February 13, 2022
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Plonker

1.Somebody who is a bit...simple to say the least.
2.A game played between men with their genataila
A: You're a bit of a twat, aren't you?
B: Shut up you plonker! You can barely tell your arse from your elbow!
by anonymous February 13, 2022
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