Plonker

Somebody who is a bit...simple to say the least.

A: Hey, you twat!
B: Shut up you plonker, you can barely tell your arse from your elbow!
A: 0_0

by anonymous February 13, 2022

Plonker

1.Somebody who is a bit...simple to say the least.
2.A game played between men with their genataila

A: You're a bit of a twat, aren't you?
B: Shut up you plonker! You can barely tell your arse from your elbow!

by anonymous February 13, 2022

plonkdoodle

A vigorously ferocious shit that when taken makes a sound: plonkdoodle

Jeez luise i just tokk on hell of a chonky plonkdoodle.

by Plonkdoodle December 29, 2022

Plonkled

If you are plonkled you are surprised to an extreme degree.

"Bro, I'm absolutely plonkled after that!"

by water bottle wrapper July 31, 2024

plonkus

noun.

When you roll a plastic elephant and it lands perfectly upright.

Oh my God, he just scored a Plonkus!

by Floorduck September 24, 2023

Plonketing

In the act of being a Plonker

Stop Plonketing you Plonker

by TheOutsiderz January 27, 2024

Plonky

A romantic relationship between Plexi AKA "Cop", and another fighter pilot, Gonky

I saw the Plonkys making out with each other by the beach pier

by bigweinersucker69 June 5, 2024