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Dutch oven

When you trap your fart in a blanket and cover it on someone
Ewww!! You are disgusting , I can’t believe u Dutch ovened me
by Kate2197 May 13, 2020
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Oven

That thing your mom and Dad uses to make food hot. They told you to do it but you were too lazy.
Mom; "Honey can you get the pizza out of the oven,"
You; "But mom why can't you do it, this is is why dad left you,"
by BellRose369 February 5, 2019
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oven burner

During WWII, slang for the Nazi's who operated the giant crematoriums to murder jewish people en masse.
Her father was an oven burner during the war.
by Russian Sugar January 6, 2018
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Dutch oven

The ancient albeit revolting yet amusing act of climbing into bed with you beloved wife, kissing her gently on the forehead, before bidding her a good nights sleep.

As she focuses her mind on wallpaper, ironing boards and other household treats, you focus yours on seeping out a revolting and rotten fart, which likely has sharticles in its cloud. As you tuck the bedding around you and create a glue system from the top of the duvet, you push the rancid gas out of your Japanese flag. As you raise your arms then drop them suddenly, the inner workings of your crease rise upwards, giving darling wife a cup cake of dinner times Sunday roast.

Watch her gag in horror. Yes, that’s from inside your bottom yet is now inside her nose. Delighted, you have created and delivered a Dutch Oven. Well done
As Deidre fell asleep dreaming of new scatter cushions and ironing bits covers, I gave her a right proper Dutch oven. She nearly gagged as I sniggered
by Provo78 March 18, 2024
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German oven

Is the action of pushing your Jewish sexual partner under the bed sheets then realising poisonous gas under the bed sheets and waiting for her to either to fall unconscious or to die then raping her or committing necrophilla whilst yelling Seig heil.
I found I was dating a Jew so I gave her a german oven and raped the hell out of her
by Bois club August 10, 2016
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Durch Oven

I created a durch oven in bed after queefing
by h8filledb March 13, 2025
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CUM OVEN

He needed his package heated up so his buddy Chris offered up the use of his cum oven !
by Lucky Logan October 14, 2025
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