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Pete

by Petewicks@bigcock101 November 25, 2021
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butt plugger pete

A democratic flag that cares less about Ohio and more about Ukraine.
That butt plugger Pete ruined our water supply and is sure a toolbag .
by anonymous February 21, 2023
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Pete

Pete is a very handsome man with a great mind and very intelligent. Everyone wants to have a “Pete” in there life and also Pete has a very big Willy.
“Pete is very intelligent
by Kiansnndndnff November 22, 2021
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Texas Pete facial

When you shake a slightly opened bottle of Texas Pete hot sauce unknowing that it was open and slinging hot sauce into someone’s face and eyes.
That shit was hot!!

Well that’s a Texas Pete facial for ya.
by Soupdetaco March 9, 2024
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Cornhole Pete

Affectionate nickname for former South Bend mayor Pete Buddigieg, most recently posing as Transportation Secretary in the supremely talented Biden adminstration.
That Cornhole Pete's a real caution. He thinks most people consider him masculine because he deliberately wears a 5 o'clock shadow.
by Joey Buffalo December 14, 2021
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Floorflusher Pete

Talk is cheap and so is Floorflusher Pete. A 30k millionaire. Grandiose talk from a nerdy, bespectacled ass clown. Floorflusher Pete believes himself to be the most educated in the room. Likes to lecture. Bloated self esteem. Narcissist. Avoid this type of person.
Floorflusher Pete is coming to the family reunion. Maybe he will play his guitar and act like he is some famous recording artist. Afterwards, Floorflusher Pete will give us all a lecture on the stock market, even though he, himself, has nothing in his bank account, except for a big old negative balance. GTFO, Floorflusher Pete!
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
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Pulled a "Pete"

Acting carelessly or foolishly in order to complicate any simple task into a highly complicated event.
Pulling a "Pete"
-used in a sentence-
F&*K what time is it? 1:30!?! my midterm was due at midnight!!! FMLL
bro... u just Pulled a "Pete"
by Daddy_Warbucks May 1, 2011
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