fbi open up

hentai uncensored loli?
oh I don't like where this is going.

kanna-san:Senpai....Deeeppeeerrr
fbi:fbi open up!

by virtualsadboy June 15, 2018

she got you open

a girl that got you doin' things that you wouldn't normally do

"man she got you open like a freeway at 3 in the morning"

by Mizz. Chris April 12, 2008

wide open beaver

noun,
the image of a woman with her legs splayed proudly showing her glory for the world to see.

" where's that book of wide open beavers?"
Kurt Vonnegut in his book 'Breakfast of champions' beautifully illustrates the point.

by qwfwq July 27, 2006

half-open relationship

A relationship in which only one of the couple is allowed to be unfaithful.

Last night, Xavier took advantage of his half-open relationship to bang a hot blonde Swedish girl. Silvie, his girlfriend, wants to have fika with her so they can discuss the experience.

by consultoriamaya October 23, 2015

Pooping with the door open

An act of complete and utter superiority, usually preformed by the bravest people and Alphas.

Guy 1: Aw man, Jason is pooping with the door open again
Guy 2: What a fucking god

by ToteYote November 16, 2020

The position will remain open until it is filled

Once you have had a successful job interview with a university (or other state agency) and all of your references have been contacted, if you don't get a response about the job, the usual protocol is to phone and find out what's going on. When you hear "The position will remain open until it is filled," it means that there is a hiring freeze that no one is talking about.

"You gave a wonderful interview, and we could really see you teaching with us here at (insert university name here). Though you and the other professor were in fact short-listed for the only two positions you both interviewed for (meaning, one position was going to you and the other, to her), 'the position will remain open until it is filled.'" Translation: "We don't have any money or budget to hire ANYONE but we must keep up the pretense that there is work available, or else our potential student population will decrease as a result of a lack-of-confidence in our ability to attack quality instructors. In fact, our mandate is to weed-out tenure-track professors and replace their $100,000 positions with 3 Master's-level students who we plan to pay less than $33,000 to, each. But please keep calling so we can tell you that the position will remain open until it is filled. Have a nice day."

by Rhetoric in America March 16, 2008

cracked my head open

quite possibly the most fucking ridiculously exaggerated and stupid way to describe a very minor head injury, such as a tiny cut.

Bill: -hits head on wall
Mandy: dude, wtf did you do that for?

Bill: AW MAN I'VE CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN -shows pointless 'injury' off to friends. GUYS, LOOK I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN

NO. THAT'S JUST A CUT. I COULD CAUSE MORE INJURY TO YOU WITH MY ARSEHOLE.

by crocodileyeast July 29, 2010