A time at the end of the week where bros get together to discuss important subjects and congregate in sexually appealing activities. These activities could include Game of Thrones, Gears of War, Yu-Gi-Oh, Pandemic, midnight Macs runs, or nacho making. Also, forking.
Bro #1: Dude, it's Sexy Friday!
Bro #2: What are we gonna do tonight, bruv?
Bro #1: Gears and Thrones, obv!
Bro #2: What are we gonna do tonight, bruv?
Bro #1: Gears and Thrones, obv!
by DYSlades September 30, 2011
The day after Thanksgiving, on which thousands of people flock to the stores like lemmings, risking getting trampled just to save a few dollars even though they have a whole month to do their Christmas shopping.
Also of note: retailers sometimes understock the shelves to create an illusion of scarcity. That "last item in the store" that you just bought was probably one of many "last items" sitting in the store room.
Also of note: retailers sometimes understock the shelves to create an illusion of scarcity. That "last item in the store" that you just bought was probably one of many "last items" sitting in the store room.
Black Friday makes complete nuts out the sanest people; mothers will kill each other just to get a doll for little Suzie.
by spinaltapsoundguy November 27, 2009
by Archibald Wayne Stevens August 16, 2008
1. The craziest shopping day, and the highest store revenue day of the year.
2. The friday after Thanksgiving traditionally used an economic indicator of America's economy.
2. The friday after Thanksgiving traditionally used an economic indicator of America's economy.
1. Hey, I almost got hung because I grabbed the last Xbox 360!
2. Business teacher: This friday is black friday and we will see how this economy is REALLY doing.
2. Business teacher: This friday is black friday and we will see how this economy is REALLY doing.
by Mall security November 25, 2005
A day stores use as an excuse to have crazy sales and open extreamly early that can result in anger, frustration, physical harm, and even death to customers and employees of said stores
by Fritos4Free December 30, 2008
The craziest day for people in the retail industry. Traditionally stores have a huge sale the day after Thanksgiving where they open their stores at five in the f*****g morning, and people line up outside the store doors to the end of the country for some sort of savings. People have actually been killed on Black Friday... how f****d up is that? It's just another one of the embarrassments of the human race.
Consumers have a love/hate relationship with it, people, who work in stores hate it, and corporate owners of store franchises love it because their yearly profits go up. Black Friday got it's name because the stores profits go from being in the "red zone" to the "black zone." This day and the Christmas season (month of December) is used to make up for the 11 months of lost sales.
Consumers have a love/hate relationship with it, people, who work in stores hate it, and corporate owners of store franchises love it because their yearly profits go up. Black Friday got it's name because the stores profits go from being in the "red zone" to the "black zone." This day and the Christmas season (month of December) is used to make up for the 11 months of lost sales.
Executive: "Sir our Black Friday sales for Walmart are at an all time high this year."
Walmart President: "Good, good. Yes I see those morons on the television killing each other to buy their Tickle-Me-Elmo dolls. Our plans to run out small business and rule the world are beginning to succeed. Gentlemen! Let us raise our glasses in a toast to evil."
:)
Walmart President: "Good, good. Yes I see those morons on the television killing each other to buy their Tickle-Me-Elmo dolls. Our plans to run out small business and rule the world are beginning to succeed. Gentlemen! Let us raise our glasses in a toast to evil."
:)
by JustAskTheChaseMan November 22, 2010
The Man, the myth, the legend. Ryan James Friday is an ultimate memer, a pro gamer at games such as Rocket League, and Star Wars Battlefront. Ryan Friday uses his skills to obtain the trust of his friends by calling them trash. Ryan friday is funniest guy you will see around, but do not get on his bad side. Also noted he is a pro athlete in the sports of wiffleball, basketball and do not forget Ultimate Frisbee. NEVER mention soccer.... he hates Italians and loves ‘Merica.
by Grillcheeseburg October 28, 2020