sausage sword

The girls all laughed at the size of James' sausage sword.
by sloth J February 20, 2018
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Sausage smackdown

When a man has a woman pinned down with his knees on her arms so she can't move them. He proceeds to smack her repeatedly in the face with his penis
Jenny was being a complete bitch so I laid the sausage smackdown when she was laying on the bed
by evandude September 11, 2011
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Sausage sucker

That person who just can't get enough
by Shreksybear123 December 17, 2017
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sausage cicadas

Sausage cicadas refers to the alarm going off on a sewage grinder, often referred to as a sausage chopper. Commonly found accompanying ghetto crickets.
I was woken up last night by the sausage cicadas at my neighbors house, I assumed they either love fake nature sounds or smelling their own shit .
by Shockwave001 May 13, 2023
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Sausage-Wallet

A place to keep your penis warm.
My Penis is cold
Well warm it in my sausage-wallet then!
by Draco Malfoy. October 24, 2007
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sausage muncher

Noun: a German person. kraut fritz squarehead.
All my material fell flatter than a witches tit last night - there was a big crowd of sausage munchers in - and now they've taken all the sun loungers.
by McCririck's unlucky Laundress September 11, 2005
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sausage feast

When four or more men, whose sexuality may be in question, share a bowl of ice cream with only one spoon.
I ordered some ice cream for my friends, but the waiter only brought one spoon. We knew it was about to be a sausage feast.
by patricklakeshore September 08, 2010
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