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Nonce

A word used by prison officers to describe a paedophile

Not
On
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Communal
Exercise

Prisoners use the acronym "NONCE" to stand for:
Not
Of
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Criminal
Element
That NONCE Gary Glitter needs to be given a slice of street justice, dirty pervert!
by JuSco January 20, 2019
mugGet the Noncemug.

Austerity Nonce

Austerity Nonce - A new form
of hybrid nonce when the person is also a
massive Karen ...

Their behaviour mostly involving popping off at anyone who earns more than a nurse and branding them greedy when this has always been the case.

If the targets part of a trade union
they can display Tory ideological traits too.
Not the worst kind of nonce but still a
nonce nonetheless.
Johnny - Those fucking train drivers are greedy bastards asking for a pay rise ! They’re gonna make inflation worse. Give it to the Nurse’s because they deserve better and so they can make the inflation rise instead !!! Mick Lynch is evil. Trade unions should be illegal .

Bill - fuck off Johnny I’ve been driving trains for 40 years and we’ve always earned a decent wage you massive Austerity Nonce. Go get a better paid job or enrol on some sort of course for one. Dickhead.
by Roodler June 26, 2022
mugGet the Austerity Noncemug.

Nonce

A disgusting human being who should rot in prison
A NONCE is a guy/girl that engages in talking to underage kids
by Jxke May 1, 2024
mugGet the Noncemug.

Bot Nonce

A man, usually married, who replied to Sex Bots on social media. These men regularly post about family values, being a patriot and Christianity. Bot Nonces also seem quite focussed on grooming gangs whilst simultaneously being entirely unaware of the fact that they are being groomed by Sex Bots based in a bot farm in Russia and operated by a 21 stone bald guy.
Sex Bot "Are there any men out there who still eat it?"

Bot Nonce "Hey Babe, I can go all night and breath through my ears"

Sex Bot "I'm feeling ugly"

Bot Nonce "You're beautiful Babe"
by Bot Nonce Hunter June 27, 2025
mugGet the Bot Noncemug.

Bike Nonce

A man who rides his bike with a camera and either records kids or grasses on people to the old bill.
by JezzaVee March 24, 2024
mugGet the Bike Noncemug.

Chronic nonce

A repeat offending nonce who goes from creeping on one person to the next

Never learning to just stop
Do you remember Oscar from high school?”
Of course, creeped on me and my friends in eighth grade: total chronic nonce”
by Collector_of_things April 19, 2021
mugGet the Chronic noncemug.

Nonce

GET OF THE SWING YOU NONCE
by dugwdgjhfsdgdfjhdfsgjhf June 20, 2018
mugGet the Noncemug.

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