Shifty Nipples

When a persons nipples, male or female, are uneven at an extreme angle. Usually with one being high an another low. Can be a fetish for some people, and is seen generally as a turn-on. Also known as Shifty Nips, or Aguilera Nipples.

Kyle: Hey that chick is kinda hott.

Destiny: Yeah I bet she has some shifty nipples like my boyfriend.

Kyle: Oh heck yeah, I'm about to holla at that! I'm all about those shifty nips!

Destiny: ME TOO!!!!!

by kdc13579 July 20, 2011

My nipples are offended

Term used when pet peeves are violated; "I don't like what you're doing."

Allows a person to reply "calm your tits."

Sara: *smacks lips*
Joey: My nipples are offended.

*In a crowded area*
Michael: *is repeatedly pushed into Sam*
Sam: My nipples are very offended right now.
Anna: Woah, calm your tits!

by LuxLupis February 12, 2013

black nipples

The bruises one procures after a particularly stressful day of titty-punch.

"My teets are sore and i have the black nipples"

by Puppywanker December 4, 2013

baloney nipples

Nipples that are essentially the same size, color and shape as a slice of deli baloney. Not to be confused with pepperoni nipples- you don't want these on your slice of pizza. These girls will make you a baloney sandwich you won't forget. ;)

I saw here backside and I was like ' LOOK AT THOSE BUNS' then she turned around and I was like, 'she already got the meat though'. Damn, BALONEY NIPPLES mannnn.

by Tough Titties February 28, 2014

nipple rack

The worst kind of useless. The idea is that God had some extra nipples and needed somewhere to hang them or something to hold them. A human vessel was created with this express purpose, and has no other use whatsoever.

My boss is a total nipple rack.

by insignis April 15, 2005

Orangutan Nipples

Primitive primate whose nipples cover most of his/her breast. Often feeds off of hot carl sacks. Which is whats left after you beat someone with a hot carl.

Logan has Orangutan Nipples!!!!

by Orangina Joe February 12, 2009

Hairry Nipples

To have hair on your nipples

there is hair around the nipple and you need to shave it

by Jesus November 2, 2004