mucknuts

When you have had a crap and the toilet paper runs out and the shit dries on your arse

I really must get home and change my chuddies', the toilet paper ran out and I really need to hack these mucknuts off

by ziggyman May 21, 2010

muckmeyer

A combination of cuss words, damn,shit, son of a bitch, mother fuckin asshole. What you say when you want to cuss in the presence of children or elders.

Muckmeyer!! Why did you drop that brick on my foot?

by SlavensM July 26, 2010

Muckbat

A girl who is extremely grimey and has no class. She has been with tons of guys and has no standards. Everyone can get a little piece of her because she thrives for the D!

Nick: She's cute. Why don't you go for her?
Mark: Ew. No. She's a muckbat!

by Cerb Sippin August 26, 2010

muckface

The male version of duckface

did you check out dude's new facebook pic? Total muckface.

by J.L.Lee October 20, 2011

muckscape

Muckscape can refer to:

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A media environment consisting mainly of exaggerated or falsified journalistic claims.

Not to be confused with the Muckrakers of the early twentieth century whose journalistic integrity led to the reformation of corrupt government and private industries, the modern day Muckscape is dominated by lazy, biased, or unqualified T.V./radio/internet news personalities masquerading as journalists. (See Glenn Beck).

The state of modern televised/radio/internet news.

edit verb

To cultivate an unsubstantiated or blatantly false media environment.

noun
John found it difficult to wade through the muckscape presented on mainstream news networks.

verb
William Randolf Hearst helped to muckscape his media environment.

by Gold Label October 23, 2011

mucktion

when you eat all your chicken in nandos including the bones

'raaaaar fam where have ur bones gone, u eat them too? thats a straight mucktion'

by TopDon January 16, 2012

Mucked Monday

Every monday like a tradition, friends will get together to get "mucked" (stoned and or drunk) ;Mucked Monday, Tipsy Tuesday, Wasted Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Fucked Friday, Sloshed Saturday, Sunday Funday

Guess what day it is..."Mucked Monday"

by Ripped Ricky November 5, 2012