Monday

Something really shitty

Man this Tuesday is so monday

by moneymorebish March 8, 2017

Lookin monday

When your looking like crap dressed in ur shitty clothes with ur hair messy as hell looking like you've been crying and smell like shit

Swaggy P was lookin Monday as hell when he showed up with a runny nose with puffy ass pants

by Fluffyfred503 March 23, 2017

Monday

A day in the week.
Also known as the worst day in the whole week.

Mike: I have to go back to work on Monday.
Adam: fucking hell, that sucks.

by peepeepoopoo2101 March 22, 2022

Monday bag

When you wake up on Mondays but are too lazy to go out and purchase a condom, so you use a ziplock bag

Hey dude, what was with all the noise last night?

-Sorry man, Jessica and I were having sex

Nice! Did you use a condom?
-Couldn't find one, so I used a monday bag

by Slamthatspam February 14, 2017

Monday

Monday is one seventh of your life. Monday is the most disliked day of the week, because kids have to go to school and most adults have to go to work. The weather is often dreary, the amount of work is unbearable and it puts you in a bad mood. On the bright side, it is the day that brings you closer to the next weekend.

-Sunday Night-
Me: The time has come. In 12 hours, it will be Monday. I must prepare. -Drinks gallons of hot milk-

by TheNorwegianOverlord February 20, 2018

Mullet Monday

A mixture of Monster Energy , Lemon , and habanero pepper juice

Aw man , monday was rough. I started my day with a mullet monday

by anonymous May 19, 2021

Tap tit monday

As there is a slap ass Friday, there is now a tap tit Monday all you do is tap their tit (if they are a girl)

“Hey Sarah!” *taps tit*

“Ow what was that for?!”
“It’s tap tit Monday!”

by A bitch that makes holidays March 18, 2020